Client: Can you send me this logo with no background?
Client: You sent me a PNG. Why?
Me: PNGs are transparent.
Client: Then what is this gray and white checkered background? I said no background.
Me: That means it is transparent. It wont show up.
Client: But I can see it.
Me: Scout’s honor, that background will show up transparent. JPGs backgrounds can’t be transparent.
Client: Is there a way to get rid of the white background on the jpg?
Me: Yeah, but it can only to be replaced with another color.
Client: Send me a transparent JPG.
Me: But… JPGs aren’t transparent.
Client: I’m sure you can figure out a solution.
I hid the file extension and added .jpg to the file name. My client couldn’t be more pleased with his computer wizardry.